The Queen Is Forcing Meghan Markle To Take Six Months Of Duchess Lessons

Now that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are married, the time has come for her to kiss her bare legs goodbye, slip into some questionable pantyhose, and get to work being a royal. But one can’t simply start Duchessing without a lesson in how the hell this whole ~royal thing~ works, which is why Meghan is reportedly starting a six-month course in protocol.
The Queen has reportedly selected one of her senior aides to spend the next six months training Meghan in how to properly act like a member of the royal family, and the lucky woman tasked with the gig is 49-year-old Samantha Cohen. Turns out she’s even moving from Buckingham Palace to Kensington Palace just to whip Meghan into royal shape.

Queen Elizabeth II

“It will be six months of listening. She is seeking out advice from a range of people. She is going to proceed with humility,” a source says. “It is not going to be quiet, though. It is going to be a very busy office. She has worked every day of her life. She is used to a demanding schedule.”
Apparently, Samantha (who’s iconic nickname is Samantha the Panther) has already gotten started—and gave Meghan advice on Prince Charles’ recent garden party. Honestly, if she’s the one who made Meghan wear those pantyhose, I have questions.


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